Sunday, April 18, 2004
hi guys , as of today i wont be blogging at dis blog cuz its screwing up. my new url is : www.ohamsters.blogspot.com !! CHECK IT OUT !!!!!! and leave comments !!!!!!!!
posted @ 8:50 AM
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Friday, April 16, 2004
i was bathing just now when i came across this really kooky thing sitting on top of the sink with the tube of toothpaste sticking prominently out from it. Upon closer inspection it turned out to be this really indigenous device that squeezes out every fucking last breath of whats left inside the tube with u turn the knob at the side. Ya , you know , like when your mother ties a rubber band at the end of the toothpaste tube when its finishing to squeeze out the very last scrap in it. I found this really amusing , cuz
1) the little bit of toothpaste left in the tube costs nano-cents. Maybe say , 0.001 cents ?
2) the device costs abt , say , $1.50.
So , spending money to save money. ha ha ha. we'll need to use the device for like 20 years b4 we can get our worth back. Theoretically speaking its not gonna last for more than a year before it falls apart. Silly singaporeans.
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Yes , i scrape my tongue with the flexible plastic thingy every damn day, and i'm not ashamed to say so. Why ? Because , it promotes good oral hygiene and prevents bad breath by almost 75 % !!!!! So , do the world a favour and start scraping yr tongue of all those obnoxious bacteria and sendiments of food . Bad breath is NOT , i repeat , NOT attractive. i cant believe i'm butt naked as i type this entry . I'm fresh out of the shower , my hair's dripping wet and i'm doing this becuz i had an inspiration to write this entry and i didnt wanna miss it. So there. Ok , time to do my hair and make up and get ready for work. Ciao.
posted @ 2:04 PM
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my dad has a penchant for buying home new food items on the market that often tastes really nasty. Like yesterday he bought KFC's 'Go-go' , which is erm, a chicken strip with veges and stuff in a pita bread ? I had it for breakfast dis morning and my verdict ? It tastes really offending , with the chicken absorbing the peking sauce and turnin it horribly soggy and undesirable. and i could detect no traces of chicken in the strip either. All i can make out was masses of brown flour. Urrrgghhh. KFC. What a marketing gimmick !!!!!
Even as i type this , the hype over the china students VS singapore students is still going on , no thanks to that diablo34 guy who said smth idiotic in a chinese forum a week or so ago. He probably is just another white faced , white assed loser who spends all his time playing Diablo at home anyway becuz he has no life and no friends.And did u see his pic ? Yuck.
Yesterday , matt sent me a clip that totally sent me running away from my com. no , its not a ghostly clip , but a porn clip that lasted 20 seconds. And guess what. Its abt this two gals having lesbian fun on the bed and this gal inserted her WHOLE fist into the other gal's ***** and what the hell , she actually looked as if she liked it. damn ! i certainly hope i won't go to such extends just to enjoy sex.Its like having a baby ! And thats not the weirdest fetish i've ever seen , there's this guy from germany who actually killed a willing gay partner and he fu*ked the dead partner before eating him. this is SO SICK ! And the reports actually said that the guy actually cummed while eating the dead guy. Okay , this is so like , wow. He must have mutiple orgasms just by being standing at a mortuary or a cemetry alone. Wait , guys cant achieve mutiple orgasms. Oh well. maybe this guy. I swore this article was found in the new paper. In addition to this extremely morbid fetish , there are also a couple of others which i find to be as disturbing, like an obsession with shit or urine. omg. why cant ppl just have normal sex like what our ancestors used to do ? do we really need handcuffs and whips just to have children and carry on the family line ?!!
posted @ 11:30 AM
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Sunday, April 11, 2004
ok now i think my blog's screwing up. i cant see my updates ! Is it just me or wad ?!
posted @ 12:36 AM
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yea , so today we were supposed to like bring all da stuff like papers and cutleries from the main office in Terminal 2 to the cafe in Terminal when some stupid technician refused to let us thru the Skytrain cuz our entire 'luggage' was pretty heavy and we had to lug every damn shit thru the hot and stuffy carpark where we found ourself stuck cuz there simply aint no way cuz there're barriers everywhere. well we decided to try our luck at the skytrain again and phew the fucker wasnt there anymore. Imagine , we took like 2hours plus just to transport a few mere boxes from Terminal 2 to terminal 1 !!! All becuz of one stubborn muthafugger ! Grrrrrrrrr
Have been clubbing like WAY too much , consecutively visiting MS ( the 'capital' of night life in singapore ) for 5 whole fridays. This isnt goin down too well with ma body , i cud almost hear my liver cryin out for help after processing those toxic alochols. hehe. Made a pact with my body not to go clubbing for the next two weeks but i broke it almost immediately as i headed down to Bill Bentley's pub at the Aiirport with my collegues for a drink just now.
I had a snowball which is basically Gin,sprite,grenadine syrup and cream so it isnt strong , in fact i seriously find the bartenders from Bill's suck alot as they always water down the liquor in cocktails but hmm as we get staff discount it aint that bad but i would really prefer kenneth ( my manager ) to shake up da drinks for us , him being a head bartender at ZOuk during his hey days ! He mixed a cocktail named 77 sunset strip for us the other on the house and YUM ! it was really good , a guaranteed hit with da ladies for its sweet taste but boy the alcohol really went up to my head for Eshika and I were the two culprits guilty of sucking up most of the drink. Hehe. ANyway the Snowball i had today tasted rather decent upon the first few sips but it started tastin really medicinal with the bitter aftertaste lingerin in my mouth which i suspect is due to usin a lousy brand of grenadine syrup. I couldnt taste any gin in it at all and overall it tasted like a freakin soda pop. I swore to myself i would never ever touch a cocktail @ Bill's again , cuz we ordered a long island iced tea and a screwdriver the other and it tasted like crap too but their spirits are fine , their prices compeititive and anyway the discerning drinker knows his drink when it comes in shot glasses. aint no deceivin unlike cocktails where the other cheapo ingredients like syrup usually mask the low content of liquours in dubious pubs with shitty bartenders like those from Bill's. Eshika had CHivas Regal on the rocks just now and it was like WOO ! i could smell the ethanol and even with a tiny sip i felt like my whole mouth was engulfed in flames. Kinda cheap too , $7.50.
Dunno why but recently it feels as if my hormones are raging as i've been goin ga-ga easily over guys easily, lusting over them like bitches in heat. OK , so lusting is too strong a word , more like a 'sustained interest'. And now that i'm workin in an international airport it doesnt help alleviate my boy-crazy symptons as i get to drool over tons of cute foreign guys. Ha ha ha. I think ah , i;ve been single for too damn long , and tis is e side effects of it. I blew a date recently when i went out with this guy and i couldnt believe it when he actually said 'erm.. the movie ticket is $7.50...' to ME ! I was totally flabbergasted and i stood there lookin at him with my mouth wide open when i regained my composure and calmly took the money out from my wallet. Its like , he has been ( im not tryin to boast ) almost beggin me to go out with him for the past 2 weeks and now that i've not so reluctantly done so ( i say this because he's quite eligible and cute really ) , i totally regret it ! I've always believed in goin dutch on dates but not when its a first date !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I disappointedly striked him off my list of potential boyfriends and that leaves me with..... zero candidates. NOt that i had many candidates to begin with of course. Ever since January i only thought of dating two guys , one of which is him and the other , well , its a long story . Aww. God c'mon. Bless me pls. i wanna get married. Ok pls ignore me , i've been like dis for da past few days. Its just a phase im goin thru , it'll go away , i promise !!!!! By the way, clay aiken is SOOOOOO cute with glasses !!! Ha ha !
posted @ 12:04 AM
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Monday, April 05, 2004
well since i'm already at the blogger website i might as well get on with doing some serious updating. Ok , many of you guys are wondering about my O levels. Well , they were pretty much what i expected , failing two subjects namely maths and accounts , a distinction for my english , a b3 for my humanities and C6 for both chinese and science. Not really outstanding results ya but hmm i'm not exactly complaining. I've been accepted by MDIS ( a private instituition ) and i will be there to do my Mass comm studies until NYP okays me to study their Media studies course.
Well , nothing much has been happening much in life my really , except that i've found a new job as a barista ( coffee bartender lol ) at Cafe Ritazza at Changi airport . A really great job with great colleagues.
Been clubbing alot of late , especially with Jermaine and company , and occasionally HH and company.
Thats about it , i'm still single , still alone and not that i'm complaining of course. Actually i'm feeling rather angry with myself for letting an opportunity pass because of my 'haughtiness'. Its kinda personal so i'm not gonna like elaborate on it. zzz.
posted @ 10:23 PM
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eeeeek. I'm supposed to like update my blog and i havent done it yet. Bleh.
posted @ 10:20 PM
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